Hey internet people. Rufus here. Mom and Dad went away and left us home alone. My guess is that they think we’re doing a lot of this:

I think not. What fun would being home alone be if we just did what we always do? Obviously we are smart enough to get out the computer and type up this post, so clearly we are smart enough to have all sorts of home alone fun. (OK, I am smart enough. Kaya’s just the sidekick.)
Just what are we up to? C’mon, internet people. Do you think I’m stupid enough to post what we’re up to here so that my mom can read it when she comes home? You know me better than that.
I’ve decided to do an interview for your reading pleasure. I wanted to e-mail someone exciting, but since I’m stuck here with Kaya…
Rufus: Kaya, tell me, what are your thoughts on climate change?
Kaya: Is that lady coming to feed me soon? I’m hungry. Is mommy coming to feed me soon?
Rufus: Right, but our readers would really like to hear your thoughts on climate change?
Kaya: Let’s go find some biscuits!
Rufus: The biscuits are on the other side of the baby gate. We’re tearing that down later tonight. Seriously, Kaya,what can you tell our readers about cleaning up the environment.
Kaya: You like to eat poop.
Rufus: True. Very true. Let’s try a new topic, shall we?
Kaya: Is “topic” a type of biscuit?
Rufus: No. Can you give our readers a brief justification of the ontological necessity of modern man’s existential dilemma?
Kaya: Why, yes I can.
Rufus: No you can’t. You don’t even know what ontological means!
Kaya: Ontology, in philosophy is the study of the nature of being, existence or reality in general, as well as of the basic categories of being and their relations. Traditionally listed as a part of the major branch of philosophy known as metaphysics, ontology deals with questions concerning what entities exist or can be said to exist, and how such entities can be grouped, related within a hierarchy, and subdivided according to similarities and differences.
Rufus: …I’m going to go lick the couch for a while.
Kaya: Thanks, wikipedia! Now, someone come over here and rub my belly!
Be sure to visit our other puppy friends to see what sort of shenanigans they are getting into — Smalls, Ben, Bailey, & Daisy




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