It bothers me when the flag is flying at half mast, and I don’t know why.  Shouldn’t I know who we are honoring?

I freaking love salad.  I do not understand people who don’t love salad.

Pregnancy brain is completely real.  I completely forget when I’m talking about in the middle of a sentence.  I can’t make my brain work at all.  For example, I was just convinced that 5:45 was exactly two hours after 1:45.  Yeah.

I love getting packages in the mail.  Surprise packages are the best, but I also love peeking out the window to see if something has been delivered yet.  I love deliveries so much that I think I would be excited to have water delivered to my house.

I have eaten approximately 9,455, 329 cherries so far this summer.

When you are pregnant and you start crying, it is extremely hard to stop.  If I start crying, my eyes will just keep leaking for an hour afterwards.  I can’t help it.  I just keep on crying.

I ordered new glasses last week, and I cannot wait for them to come in.  They’re purple.  Yeah.  I’m awesome.

I was checking my DVR to see what was coming up to be recorded this week, and I just discovered that Project Runway starts this week!  Swoon.

Even though I have mountains of baby stuff, I have this really intense urge to go out and shop for more baby stuff.

I love watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch during the day.  I might be a little sad when I miss it.

It was something of a busy weekend for us.  Here’s what we were up to:

Friday…

Ted worked on the floors.  This is the very last piece of tile!

The amazing Allie Larkin did a reading & book signing at Ted’s store!

We hung out with Allie for a bit after the reading.  So fun!

• On Friday, I also got a call that I had failed my glucose screening so fantastically that they were just going to go ahead and diagnose me with gestational diabetes.  I was a bit of a wreck because it was so unexpected.  Still have no idea what it actually means for me and my girls right now.

Saturday…

• Ted finished grouting the floors!  All we have to do now is finish cleaning the grout cloud, and our gigantic tile project will be finished.  There is definitely a photo-filled post to come!

We went to our second wedding in a week…and we actually remembered to take a picture of ourselves!

Some of my favorite girls from work.  Sadly, none of us will be together next year.

Sunday…

• Ted worked.  I puttered around the house doing laundry, mopping the floor, yelling at the cable/internet company for sucking ass…

Rufus did his usual lumping.

How was your weekend?

I am blatantly stealing this idea from Rachel, but I need something to do and want an excuse to play with my camera.  In the comments, let me know something in my life that you would like to see a picture of, and I’ll post it.  My dogs, my fridge, my weeds, my books…whatever you like.  I’m excited to see what you come up with.

Why are baby clothes so expensive?

Why do I have so much crap in my house?  Where did it come from?

Why am I so weirded out about seeing other pregnant people at our infant care class this week?

What is with the rain this summer?

Why is my dad still sick after nearly 10 years of cancer treatments?

Why are those trashy shows on Bravo so addicting?

What should I eat for a snack?

How many days has it been since I last styled my hair in something other than a wet ponytail?

Can someone from Indianapolis send me that yummy goat cheese thing we ate at the tapas restaurant?

What are you wondering today?

I woke up this morning, went to the potty, looked down at my feet, and I saw this…

One of my toes was magically naked!!!  How does this happen?  I’ve had my polish chip plenty of times, but for it to just disappear all at once?  That’s just weird.

It’s a mystery.

I don’t understand expensive purses.

I like Emily Deschanel better than Zooey Deschanel.

I absolutely adore watching Real Housewives of New York City.

Pregnancy is harder than I thought it would be…and also more amazing than I ever imagined.

I can’t stand John Mayer.  Sorry.

I can see myself being the mom of two boys or a boy & a girl.  I can’t see myself being the mom of two girls.

There are always dirty tissues stuffed in the door of my car.

From November to April, I don’t shave my legs.  At all.  Ever.

Now it’s your turn.  Confess!

Why does it take so long to get a simple blood test back?

What should I do while I’m stuck at home again tomorrow?

What is the deal with Farmville?  Why is it like crack for so many people?

How is it possible to be starving and repulsed by food at the same time?

Why does Kaya treat her leg like a tasty piece of fried chicken?

Can someone please bring me some fried chicken?

How many times is it possible to go from happy to wanting to cry in one day?

Why are so many amazing teachers losing their jobs?  Why aren’t you over at their blogs giving them hugs?

But, seriously, Farmville people…what’s the deal?

What are you wondering today?

How many Shamrock Shakes is too many to have in a week?

What am I supposed to do for two weeks until my next doctor’s appointment?

How do I get Neil Patrick Harris to come and hang out with me?

Why can’t people on Formspring just be nice?

Why is there so much contradictory information about how to have a healthy pregnancy?

Where am I going to store my classroom this summer?

Why do I feel like I’m playing hookey when I just left work for a doctor’s appointment?

How did I get to be so incredibly lucky?

What are you wondering today?